Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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