You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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