They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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