Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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