covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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