I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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