Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think your dad took our porno
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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