i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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