I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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