you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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