he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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