And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I currently don't understand fingers.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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