He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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