I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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