so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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