Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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