okay pat passed out under dana's car
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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