It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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