You're earring is so big in my mouth
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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