Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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