Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The uberlube is also flammable
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize