Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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