Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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