READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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