We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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