Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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