Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sext me about skeletons
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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