Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We talked him into tasing himself.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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