just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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