so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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