Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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