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• (818): View more from California

  It's like a parade of train wrecks.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...

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• (626): View more from California

  you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar

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  To be fair I was thirsty

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  When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper

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• (607): View more from New York

  I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that

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