Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

(740): View more from Ohio

100 blowjobs

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(310): View more from California

Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.

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(561): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe

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(713): View more from Texas

onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.

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(631): View more from New York

But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND

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(518): View more from New York

We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.

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(61): View more from Australia

he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him

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