I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.