He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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