i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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