Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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