the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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