remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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