they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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