the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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