Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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