i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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