There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He uses pillows to masturbate.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
