But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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