He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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