its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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