I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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