Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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