so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
