gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
