so let's talk penis.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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