I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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