I showed him my bush... on skype.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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