She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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