I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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