i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
try to milk me bitch
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