And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She told me I should be a condom model.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize