What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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