Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
