butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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